Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The Parenting Book of My Dreams

Chapter 1
Laundry/Household Overwhelm/Can You Throw Out The Toys That Annoy You?

Chapter 2
Falling Off The Growth Chart/Being Normal/Will They Be Nobel Peace Prize-Winning Cardiologists or Live Under a Bridge: How To Tell

Chapter 3
Grandparents As Caretakers/Dismal Failures to Communicate and Appreciate/How to Accept Money

Chapter 4
Date Night/The Nonexistent/Sex After Children

Chapter 5
Numbing Lack of Sleep/Top Picks For Undereye Concealer/How To Behave In Meetings When You Want to Cry for A Nap, Milk, and Cookies

Chapter 6
Other Moms/Fear of Being Recognized as a Fraud/What To Do When My (But Probably Your) Kid Spits and Hits and Hogs the Playground Slide

Chapter 7
Food Police/What’s A Nutrient?/The Many, Many Ways To Serve Peanut Butter/Is It Still Organic If It Fell In The Toilet?

Chapter 8
Girl Toys vs. Boy Toys/Inherent Sex Differences/My Son Swears He’s A Princess (But Only At Home)/My Daughter Likes Horses A Lot

Chapter 9
Entertainment/Is PBS Television?/Online Gambling And Pornography: The Good News

Chapter 10
Formless Maternal Fears/Irrationalities/Coping Strategies Using Affirmations and Tarot/You Are Not Your Mother…But You Sound Just Like Her When You Say That.

3 comments:

  1. Oh if only this had been around when I was raising mine...LOL

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  2. "Will They Be Nobel Peace Prize-Winning Cardiologists or Live Under a Bridge: How To Tell"

    laughing so hard...

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