Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Fairy Tales For Grandparents

Goldilocks and The Three Bears

Once there was a girl named Goldilocks who -- it doesn't really matter, because she would go to Harvard and become a cardiologist and everyone would be so proud.

The Three Little Pigs

Don't you know it? Every single one of those three little pigs became successful.

The Little Mermaid

So what about the prince. He wasn't good enough for her. Tell those tattlers, that Maude and that Denise to stick to pinochle and stop spreading lies. Like they should talk! Between them they have 16 grandchildren and not a one of them a tenured professor.

Hansel and Gretel

Hansel and Gretel visit all the time, and when they can't visit they call.