Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Fairy Tales For Grandparents

Goldilocks and The Three Bears

Once there was a girl named Goldilocks who -- it doesn't really matter, because she would go to Harvard and become a cardiologist and everyone would be so proud.

The Three Little Pigs

Don't you know it? Every single one of those three little pigs became successful.

The Little Mermaid

So what about the prince. He wasn't good enough for her. Tell those tattlers, that Maude and that Denise to stick to pinochle and stop spreading lies. Like they should talk! Between them they have 16 grandchildren and not a one of them a tenured professor.

Hansel and Gretel

Hansel and Gretel visit all the time, and when they can't visit they call.


  1. This is hilarious. And don't forget that Cinderella. She is such a success with her own line of high fashion shoes; she's even been featured on E! while her shoes walked the red carpet.

  2. That Goldilocks one just about did us in - the bench is chuckling!

  3. You're always so clever. I"ve been following you over at FunnynotSlutty,too.

    It's just a joy coming here, because you are such clear humor.

    I love laughing out loud.

    Thank you.

  4. hey, you're funny in over 140 characters too! Glad to find your blog.