Blue jay! Everyone scatter!
Fletch, the neighbor's lumbering fat Labrador! Quick, everyone scatter!
Nevermind. Friggin' titmice. They're easily confused with the Labrador if you have a resting heartbeat of 200 like I do.
Because in the birdfeeder is a seed I haven't seen before. It's an unknown seed. Unfamiliar to me. It's freaking me out.
Scatter, everyone! Squirrel!
Okay, okay. It's not a squirrel.
Bring your heart rates back down to 200 by thinking about the seeds that are familiar.
It was just the friggin' titmice.
But you never know.