marine science writing
Polypore: I know you are, but what am I?Omnivore: Personality trait/NatGeo Channel animal adjective.Chrome-foot: Painful. I had an uncle with chrome-foot. Lead-foot: Personality trait. Also a little known superhero.Dunce-cap: A "Little House on the Praire" prop.Wine-cap: A mushroom, certainly. Or tinfoil when I've lost the cork.Wino: See above, chrome-foot.Scaly fiber head: Nothing Selsun Blue can't handle. Great sautéed with capellini. Yellow-spored: Favortie mushroom of the yellow bellied. Yellow-bellied: Favorite put-down of gun slingers.Hairy-stalked: Enough. I'll shave my legs tomorrow. It's winter, give me a break. Beefsteak: It's what's for dinner.