Monday, May 14, 2012

I'm A Drag Show

"We all came into this world naked. The rest is all drag.”

 I've been watching RuPaul's Drag Race, the thinking-mom's reality show.

How often I forget the world's a stage, and moms are merely players, but RuPaul reminds me I am a character in these light-wash mom-jeans,  with my hair...oh girl, RuPaul would say of my hair.

 Being a drag means mom jeans because you're beat and boring, and perimenopausal. Being in drag means wearing mom jeans LIKE YOU MEAN IT. You're the HMFIC.

Work those mom jeans and head band.  RuPaul would again say, oh girl. Make it fierce. Call yourself LunchBoxx. Work it.