Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Salutations of Holiday Letters That I Refuse To Read



Newsflash. This just in: 

Salutations,

Sister in Christ,

Bretheren,

Prodigal,

Behold, for I bring you great tidings: 

Dear Aunt _________ (but the blank has not been filled in)

Greetings and salutations,

Salve, puer, 

All:

Friends:

Cheery Little Elves: 

All beings near and far, 

People,

Earthlings:

Yo:

VIPs: 

Fear Not! this letter won't be that long. 

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