|Blurb's my uncle|
I'm 2.8 percent Neanderthal, higher than average, according to the personal genome site 23 and me. That explains my cragulous brow ridge. On my mother's side, my ancestors were some of the first animal-skin-clad people in Europe. The Me, Grug You, Ug family which explains why I have a lower than average non verbal IQ.
I'm a knuckle-dragging dumbass, and I come from a long line of knuckle-dragging dumbasses and who were just smart enough to reproduce before we tripped on a mammoth tusk and fell into a ice crevasse. (Although I am also lower than average on Learning from Past Mistakes.)