MFA Bound is awarded for the best piece of work by an undergraduate in poetry using letterpress techniques and a goose plume.
So You Want To Go On To Get Your PhD in American Literature, Fool? was established in 1995 because someone actually did.
Established by friends and former students of Professor Goodwill Pearson to "amplify the conversation about civilization vs. savage in Herman Melville's Moby-Dick" is The Civilization vs. Savage in Moby-Dick Award, awarded to a student from Connecticut.
The Comfort Your Mother You'll Get A Job In Advertising is awarded for a single outstanding paper or other project by a savvy Junior carried out tastelessly in tandem with the faculty of the School of Business.
The Smarkus-Shefflington Award is given to a Sophomore of great nerdliness by Helena Smarkus-Shefflington Cooper ('99) in memory of her mother, Enid ( '45), who was a total nerd.
The Dead White Men is a small teak-wood box containing some of the the ashes of Rudyard Kipling.
The Most Favored Nation Prize is awarded for a translation from American English into English English without using the words "fanny" or "crumpet" or "Oscar Wilde" and from English English into American English without using the words "cowboy" or "drone."
A Room Of One's Own is awarded to a Senior temping in a large temp firm in Boston for the summer as she figures out what to do next by lavishly filling a Moleskin journal with contemporary, first person, confessional poems of regret and reflection.